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13 Reasons Why You Should Wear Sneakers

Sneakers are hands down the best kind of shoe in the world.

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Summer is right around the corner (or already here if you are experiencing global warming), and it is the perfect time to make an end-of-May resolution to wear sneakers for every occasion without guilt. Below are 13 reasons why you should wear you’re fabulous kicks instead of flip flops, dress shoes, or cowboy boots.

#1 If you’re in trouble, you can run away faster.

Have you ever tried to run fast in flip flops? It doesn’t work. And it’s really not an if there will be a zombie apocalypse, but when.

#2 This Macklemore Song

#3 Sneakers Make You Look More Athletic

I’m not sure I need to expound on this point.

#4 Perfect for Minimalists and Materialistics

Can’t fit a ton of shoes in your tiny house? Well, buy one pair of sneakers, and you’ll be set. They’re an exceptional fit for every occasion.

Want to fill a tiny house full of sneakers? Well, head to ebay and buy hundreds of different basketball shoes to match any and every outfit.

#5 Comfortable

Performance sneakers (i.e. basketball shoes) were made with comfort in mind. Professional athletes can’t perform in uncomfortable shoes.

#6 Ready for Anything

Whether it’s a pick up game, a hike, or the zombie apocalypse you are truly ready for anything in a sweet pair of kicks.

#7 This Miley Cyrus Song

Fast forward to 1:15

#8 Gender Neutral

Is there any other shoe that is more gender neutral?

#9 This Taylor Swift Song

Fast forward to 1:40

#10 Only The Coolest Celebrities Wear Sneakers

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#11 Cool, Classic, and Sometimes Vintage

Picture any Jordan Sneaker and try to tell me that it isn’t two of these three things.

#13 Perfect for Every Occasion, Hands Down

Reference all previous reasons listed.