Many people have been looking for an upside to guaranteeing Randolph Morris a second year in his contract. Look no further. Because I am proud to announce the Randolph "McSmiles" Morris contest is back.
The contest is complicated (a lot ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous), but it centers around desperately trying to spot Randolph Morris smiling. Last year there were only two winners. MLT and Bronn. That is it. Two smiles all season. McSmiles only known weakness is kiss cam, but I am sure Morris is coming back strong. He has lost weight. He is fitter. More prepared. Knows what to expect from the ingame entertainment. And he lacks the leisure of that second year guarenteed. McSmiles is going to be all business, and I am a little nervous about it.
So get your glasses subscription up to date. Drill your DVR pausing skills. And save up for seats across from the Hawks bench. Our very own Walter Sobchack with a Donny personality is back and that means only one thing, the McSmiles Morris contest is about to begin. Good luck and Godspeed.