- Get a tattoo of this picture on my left calf.
- Go from hating to strongly disliking the Florida Gators.
- Apply for media credentials and attempt to kiss Al Horford on the mouth. I will call it the anti-Frado kiss.
- Instead of saying God bless you when someone sneezes. I will say "God bless you and Al Horford already does."
- Go on a decently strong campaign to knock out either 3 or 7 and make 15 a holy number.
- My first boy...Al. My first girl....Horfina.
A brief list of things I will do if Al Horford averages 24 and 16 this season