clock menu more-arrow no yes mobile

Filed under:

A brief list of things I will do if Al Horford averages 24 and 16 this season

  1. Get a tattoo of this picture on my left calf. 
  2. Go from hating to strongly disliking the Florida Gators. 
  3. Apply for media credentials and attempt to kiss Al Horford on the mouth. I will call it the anti-Frado kiss.
  4. Instead of saying God bless you when someone sneezes. I will say "God bless you and Al Horford already does."
  5. Go on a decently strong campaign to knock out either 3 or 7 and make 15 a holy number. 
  6. My first boy...Al. My first girl....Horfina.