Brandon Jennings is in Atlanta...but why?

Jeff Hanisch-US PRESSWIRE

Restricted free agent Brandon Jennings is in Atlanta tonight. I try to explain why.

Brandon Jennings tweeted this out at 10:58 PM this evening (July 2nd).

He is in Atlanta. There is no context to this tweet. The tweet before it is shouting out Uber. A black car service:


So, using context clues, I've narrowed Brandon Jennings' Atlanta visit down to five possibilities, listed in order of probability from "That's totally understandable" to "Did Robby eat mushrooms tonight?" Let's do this:

1. Brandon Jennings is coming down to enjoy the nightlife of Atlanta. He's been stuck in Milwaukee and wants to blow off a little steam. You might find him at one of our finest strip clubs, night clubs, bars, lounges, etc this wonderful Tuesday night. Nothing to see here. Panic Level: 3 (Normal NBA offseason shenanigans, nothing to see here. Let's just hope he doesn't run into any young players and corrupt them).

2. Brandon Jennings is here hoping to talk with the Hawks brass about a contract, only to realize that they are still in Los Angeles on Dwight Quest 2013 (and the lesser, but possibly more likely, Iguodala Quest 2013). Panic Level: 5 It's okay, breathe, he can't hurt us when we aren't here).

3. The Hawks invited Jennings down to Atlanta because they wished to meet with him about potentially signing with them. Panic Level: 8 (HIDE THE BASKETBALLS, HE WILL SHOOT THEM ALL).

4. Larry Drew, rather than hire someone, is sending Brandon Jennings to Atlanta to move his things from Atlanta to Milwaukee. Jennings breaks half of Larry's valuables on the drive back, immediately creating a tenuous relationship with his new coach. Panic Level: 1 (This is the ideal situation).

5. Jennings has turned into a zombie and Atlanta will become ground zero for the zombie apocalypse, and will finally explain what led to what we will discover to be a documentary from the future: The Walking Dead. Panic Level: 10 (IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. WE ALL WILL DIE. START SAVING CANNED GOODS AND AMMUNITION).


X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Peachtree Hoops

You must be a member of Peachtree Hoops to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Peachtree Hoops. You should read them.

Join Peachtree Hoops

You must be a member of Peachtree Hoops to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Peachtree Hoops. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker