Atlanta Hawks are dull, even in their legal name.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

From the fantastic daily SBNation column, The Hook, (which is written by Tom Ziller and runs on SBNation.com Monday through Friday. See the archives!) comes a tidbit at the end which identifies the names which NBA teams are legally filed.

Some are more imaginatively named, and others not-so-much, and Ziller breaks them down into creatively-named categories.

Your Atlanta Hawks?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Atlanta Hawks, LP

In an NBA world that consistently sees the Hawks as irrelevant and sometimes excruciatingly boring, it seems fitting that this category be their residence.

Exit Question: How, beyond the win-loss column, could the Hawks be more exciting---or, better question perhaps, how could they be worse? Enjoy!

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