From the fantastic daily SBNation column, The Hook, (which is written by Tom Ziller and runs on SBNation.com Monday through Friday. See the archives!) comes a tidbit at the end which identifies the names which NBA teams are legally filed.
Some are more imaginatively named, and others not-so-much, and Ziller breaks them down into creatively-named categories.
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Atlanta Hawks, LP
In an NBA world that consistently sees the Hawks as irrelevant and sometimes excruciatingly boring, it seems fitting that this category be their residence.
Exit Question: How, beyond the win-loss column, could the Hawks be more exciting---or, better question perhaps, how could they be worse? Enjoy!