This is simply too good not to post.

In case you missed Mike Bianchi's column you can read it by clicking here. Here is the money quote from the article:

Watch now as Orlando turns the Atlanta Hawks into the Atlanta Birdbrains. It's going to happen just as sure as the weather in Orlando this summer will be sunny and hot with a 60 percent chance of afternoon thundershowers. The Magic are going to win this series and the Birdbrains are going to fold up and collapse like a $5 lawn chair.    

A $5 lawn chair? Here is to hoping that Bianchi enjoys an offseason full of reporting Dwight Howard trade rumors or how much money is still owed to Gilbert Arenas.