72 reasons to be excited about the Atlanta Hawks: #32 Randolph "McSmiles" Morris contest
by hawksdawgs on Sep 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT
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PrintMany people have been looking for an upside to guaranteeing Randolph Morris a second year in his contract. Look no further. Because I am proud to announce the Randolph "McSmiles" Morris contest is back.
The contest is complicated (a lot ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous), but it centers around desperately trying to spot Randolph Morris smiling. Last year there were only two winners. MLT and Bronn. That is it. Two smiles all season. McSmiles only known weakness is kiss cam, but I am sure Morris is coming back strong. He has lost weight. He is fitter. More prepared. Knows what to expect from the ingame entertainment. And he lacks the leisure of that second year guarenteed. McSmiles is going to be all business, and I am a little nervous about it.
So get your glasses subscription up to date. Drill your DVR pausing skills. And save up for seats across from the Hawks bench. Our very own Walter Sobchack with a Donny personality is back and that means only one thing, the McSmiles Morris contest is about to begin. Good luck and Godspeed.
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this contest will be strictly for pride
it is too rare and glorious to be brought down by something trivial.
but you most certainly win. all you need is proof of randolph morris smiling from this day forth. so no old pics or videos.
I remembering hearing
Sekou or someone saying that Randolph Morris was supposedly the funniest man in the locker room.
I wonder if he’s funny like Hymie the Robot.
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