Mock me as a Zaza obsessed man all you want, but this is one of the most impressive feats in all of sports. 82 games. 82 five o'clock shadows. This man has no make up artist, no stylist, no special shaver that only cuts his beard down to 8 hours growth. But night in and night out the man shows up looking grizzled. And you can't fake grizzled. This is natural semi-beard perfection.

Every game. Home or away. Zaza is going to rock the half-beard. In a season of inconsistencies, this will be my constant. Part of me thinks he does it on purpose. Most of my thinks he can control the hair on face with his mind. Put it together and you have an equation for awesome. And yes, there are two more Zaza Pachulia posts in the top 23. Now, THAT, is a reason to get excited. (HT Marvin's ladies of the night for the idea).