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A brief list of things I will do if Al Horford averages 24 and 16 this season

  1. Get a tattoo of this picture on my left calf. 
  2. Go from hating to strongly disliking the Florida Gators. 
  3. Apply for media credentials and attempt to kiss Al Horford on the mouth. I will call it the anti-Frado kiss.
  4. Instead of saying God bless you when someone sneezes. I will say "God bless you and Al Horford already does."
  5. Go on a decently strong campaign to knock out either 3 or 7 and make 15 a holy number. 
  6. My first boy...Al. My first girl....Horfina.

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no tougue

but definitely both hands on the cheeks.

you have to though to pull off the reverse Frado.

by hawksdawgs on Oct 29, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you should

at least go from “hands on cheeks” to a gentle rub of the head as the kiss ends

by marvin's ladies of the night on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Al averages 24 and 16 this year...

I will find a way to use him as an example in EVERY history lecture for all of next year…. and make him an answer on multiple tests

by marvin's ladies of the night on Oct 29, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Alberta may

send a better message to the boys in preschool than Horfina…just sayin…

by Fred Pen on Oct 29, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

lets be honest

with the power of the horford legacy. guys will ask permission to sit next to her.

by hawksdawgs on Oct 29, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im pretty sure

im pretty sure that kiss or a child being named Horfina his honor would scare Al from averaging 24 and 16.
Message to Al: pls dnt average 24 and 16! average 24.5 and 16!LOL

by kaleigh on Oct 29, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I will have female reproductive parts surgically implanted in me

So I can have his babies.

Who am I kidding? I’d do that for 15/8.

by Duff_Man on Oct 29, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Daughter's name

Dude, i dont think you should name your daughter Hor….just sayin

by CoxXx on Oct 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I think...

You should grow your facial hair to just like Al. A thin mustache and a peach fuzz beard!

The NBA where bad facial hair happens…

by thirdfALCON on Oct 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it may be the power of the half beard...

As shown with Zaza, a half beard is the modern day incarnation of Samson’s long hair.

by Mr. Sanchez on Oct 30, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do you say

to properly execute the anti-Frado kiss? “I know it was you, you fixed my heart”?

by coachkcastellon on Oct 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i think you nailed it.

by hawksdawgs on Oct 30, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Al and his big night

All kidding aside Woody prepared Al for this explosion. He talked about giving him more attempts and has through preseason.

If you have followed my comments (Mostly at AJC) I have talked about offense balance and the need for more front court shot attempts for a year and one half. (KevinA)

This team, with Woody, will trend towards a dominant back court. Lets face it, this is how we got this far. But with the emergence of Al and the strong play of Josh – those days are coming to an end. Some call this speculation but I call it about time.

by RivBoatGambler on Oct 30, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions  

could not agree more

i have been calling for more front court touches for years.

i will get nervous if it actually happen. the good thing about criticizing woody is i have never had to worry about being proven wrong. you know, since he has never changed or adjusted.

by hawksdawgs on Oct 30, 2009 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

tweeets galore

i got a twitter dm from al horford yesterday. highlight of my year….jealous?

by jeherv on Oct 30, 2009 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

not haha jealous

legit jealous. like i looked at my dm to see if i got one.

by hawksdawgs on Oct 30, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

well...

i suppose it’s my reward for picking him in my fantasy basketball draft and starting him on wednesdsy. i sent a nice little twitter thank you note for that 20-10+ night and got that as a reply

by jeherv on Oct 30, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just followed Al on Twitter.

And subsequently I am now following Spirit the Hawk. Spirit’s Twitter is kinda funny.

by Duff_Man on Oct 30, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

spirit

spirit’s twitter feed is one of the funniest things on the planet. cannot believe i forgot it on my hawks ff today

by jeherv on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like the nba players follow it

the joke had a shelf life of a week and he still posts and it is still funny. i need to try and interview that hawk.

by hawksdawgs on Oct 30, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

And..

I’m willing to bet you’d get to without any trouble. Think about it, seriously how many times do you think someone has called the Hawks office and asked to interview Spirit? You’d instantly have one-up on Sekou, not that I don’t already have you ahead of him, but ya know, haha.

In fact, as a fan of the Hawks, I demand that you make an attempt to do this. Do they let him out to feed on unsuspecting animals downtown? Which player was he planning on taking the eyes from last year (Please be Wade)?

"This is America, if we can’t self-righteously look down on others and blame them for our faults, the commies win."-----Cormican on Bleeding Green Nation w/r/t fans overreacting to the Eagles signing of Michael Vick

by Jesse28 on Oct 30, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spirit's twitter

makes me very tempted to join twitter. I really am this close to doing it just to follow him. He’s that funny.

by coachkcastellon on Oct 30, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats disturbing but funny all the same

Nothin Less Than Real

by TheHawksgirl on Oct 30, 2009 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Spirit gems

This halloween I’m going to stuff myself into a sack and go as a feather pillow.
3:06 PM Oct 6th from web

Marvin Williams is my own personal life mascot.
8:57 AM Oct 20th from web

It’s true; you can’t spell “Maurice Evans” without “rice” and “vans” —and I celebrate all three.
11:20 AM Oct 15th from web

by Duff_Man on Oct 30, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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